Insurance for your Passholder Magnets
Every year thousands of passholder magnets are stolen off of vehicles throughout the United States. Many are stolen right off vehicles sitting in theme park parking lots. Well, worry no more. Magnet Insurance is your solution to that worrying feeling that someone is stealing your reward for being a passholder.
Don't Live In Fear of Celebrating Your Passholder Status
Magnets Stolen Annually
Number of Magnets resold on eBay
Number of Magnets Recovered
Every year, thousands of magnets are stolen off of the vehicles of loyal theme park passholders forcing them to put them on their refrigerators or other places. Leaving them in fear of sharing with the world that they are proud to be passholders.
Over 300 magnets appear in listings on auctions sites every month. These are often marked “slightly used”, “used” or “like new”. Don’t be fooled. These are stolen magnets being resold by the very people that stole them. Don’t be a victim.
Stolen magnets are never recovered. Reports are often filed with the theme park customer service departments, and even local police departments. Face it, there is nothing they can do. But, there is something you can do. Protect your investment with magnet insurance.
Protection Costs As Little As $0.75 Per Magnet
Your magnets are your badge of honor. Your collection of magnets is no different than badges collected by scouts and society members. You should be able to display them proudly, without fear of theft.
You spend a lot of money each year for the honor of being a passholder. Unfortunately, there are those that threaten that honor. For just the price of a cup of coffee a day, you can protect your honor.
Don’t let others ruin your magical vacation. Instead, let them know you cannot be bullied into hiding your magnets on your refrigerator, washer or dryer. Show your magnets with pride and without fear, for you are protected.
"Insurance that sticks with you."
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